Charcuterie Chalet (aka the Cheese Board House)

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charcuterie house

Have you ever had one of those moments where you see something and think:


Because that’s how I felt the first time the charcuterie chalet graced my screen. I’ve never been big on gingerbread houses – but a cheese board house?? Now that’s definitely more my style.

charcuterie house

It’s the Queso Condo;

the Fromage Cottage;


It’s by far the weirdest thing to arise from 2020 – and that’s saying a lot considering it’s still 2020 as I write this.

cheese board house

Made with all the usual fixings of a standard meat and cheese board, the assembly is what makes this cheddar cabin stand out from all the other run of the mill boards out there. The entire chalet is 100% edible (the wooden base and hot tub excluded – though I suppose anything is edible if you try hard enough).

How to Assemble the Charcuterie House:

First, I used matzo (affiliate link) to make the four walls, roof and gables of my house. These are held together with room temperature cream cheese.

The easiest way to make the gables of the house is to crack a matzo in half to have two triangle shapes, then use the cream cheese to ‘glue’ the gables to the inside of the house and place the roof on top.

Another important step to remember to is chill your chalet every 30 minutes or so while you work on it. I’m confident you can assemble the entire thing in under an house, but letting the house chill for a few minutes between assembly stages will help tremendously when it comes to the structural integrity of the house.

cheese house

Every charcuterie board should have a variety of tastes and textures so that every bite can be a different flavor combination. A great way to add some sweet flavors to the board is to use jams or jellies – I used a variety of sampler jellies that came in mini jars and placed them around the back of the chalet to fill in the empty space along the back wall. I also included a tiny ‘shovel’ that can be used to scoop up and spread jelly on meats, crackers or cheese.

The sky is the only limit when it comes to the flavor combinations you can make with charcuterie!

fondu pool

The best part about this recipe is getting to decorate the house with whatever festive snacks you want. I used sliced cheese for the windows and doors, rosemary stuck in mushrooms for the trees and mozzarella pearls for my snowmen army!

For the Snowmen:

  • mozzarella pearls
  • whole cloves – for the eyes, these aren’t edible!
  • pepperazzi peppers – for the hats!
  • block of cheese cut into rectangle slices for the bases
  • 4-5 inch bamboo skewers

Simply skewer three mozzarella pearls and pop a pepper upside down on top. Use the pointy end of the skewer to stab into a foundation (like a thick cut cube of cheese or a petit toast).

mozzarella snowman

I mean, just look at how cute these snowmen are!

What Else To Include:

You can put your favorite snack items and finger foods on the board to fill up extra space. For my board, I filled up the open areas with pepperonis, pinwheel bites and shredded mozzarella and cotija cheese as the “snow.”

I also included little bites like stuffed olives, sweet pickles, crackers and corn nuts on my board. I used wasabi peas and cranberries as “lights” along the edges of the matzo crackers and used my extra cream cheese to create “icicles” that dangle from the roof.

My pine trees are simply sprigs of rosemary poked into the top of a stuffed mushroom. One easy way to get lots of variety on your board is to buy pre-assembled elements like a cheeseball, stuffed mushrooms or meat and cheese pinwheels. To fill in around the house, I used fresh broccoli as bushes and made a little “fence” from chopped up meat sticks.

cheese snowman

The more the merrier when it comes to adding elements to your charcuterie chalet. Build your dream home from cheddar or create a havarti hovel. No matter how you build and design your cheese board house, it’ll prove to be a fun way to flex your creativity in the kitchen.

Gingerbread houses are so two-thousand-and-late.

meat and cheese house

If you make your own charcuterie chalet, don’t forget to give me a shout on all the socials! I want to see your cheese houses!

I definitely plan to make this again – perhaps, BIGGER?

gingerbread cheese house
charcuterie house

Charcuterie Chalet (aka the Cheese Board House)

The Starving Chef
One of the weirdest food trends to arise from 2020 – the charcuterie chalet. It's like a gingerbread house, but made from crackers, meat and cheese.
Prep Time 1 hour
Assemble Time 30 minutes
Total Time 1 hour 30 minutes
Course Appetizer, Charcuterie
Cuisine Finger Food, Holidays
Servings 1 chalet



  • 6 matzo crackers for the walls, roof & gables
  • 8 oz cream cheese room temperature, for 'glue'
  • 16 oz mini salami (sopressata) or pepperonis for shingles
  • 16 oz block cheeses (mozzarella, pepperjack, cheddar, etc) for doors, windows
  • thin bread sticks for framing
  • 1 sfogliatine (glazed puff pastry sticks) for chimney


  • 21 mini mozzarella pearls for snowmen bodies
  • 8 pepperazzi peppers for hats
  • 1 tablespoon whole cloves for eyes
  • 4 oz block cheese cut for bases


  • wasabi peas
  • mini / snack brie wheels
  • whole pecans
  • rosemary sprigs
  • stuffed mushrooms
  • cheese ball
  • corn nuts
  • fondue cheese
  • variety of crackers for serving
  • variety of jams & jellies for serving
  • shredded mozzarella
  • cotija cheese for 'snow'
  • stuffed olives
  • sweet pickles
  • your favorite snack items


  • Bring the cream cheese to room temperature and transfer to a baggie or piping bag with the tip snipped off. Use the cream cheese like glue to make a box from four matzos. Use the matzos for the gables and roof. Run the cream cheese along all of the edges to make the house sturdy. Trim thin bread sticks to the height of the matzos and use cream cheeese to press them onto the corners for more stability. Chill for 15 minutes to set the cream cheese.
  • Working in 30 minute intervals, dab tiny bits of cream cheese onto the mini salamis to make singles. Lightly press cheese cut into the shapes of windows and doors onto your desired postions on the house. Arrange filler around the sides of the house like broccoli bushes, jerky fences or jelly 'crocks' on the backside of the house. Use the brie and pecans for additional decorations on the house. The wasabi peas and cranberries can be pressed onto the edges of the house to look like Christmas lights. Every 30 minutes, chill for at least 10 minutes to make sure the cream cheese firms up and holds everything in place.
  • Fill in the empty space around the house by making mozzarella snowmen. Skewer three mozzarella pearls and place a red pepperazzi pepper on top to act as a hat. Press two cloves into the top mozzarella pearl to look like eyes and use a tiny bit of cheddar cheese as the nose.
  • Further fill in the empty spaces with your crackers, a bowl for the fondue, mini toasts and other snack pieces. Other foods that aren't part of the house can be placed around to fill space, like sweet pickles, olives or corn nuts.
  • Use your creativity when it comes to making your charcuterie chalet! This recipe is for your inspiration. Enjoy!


Keyword charcuterie, cheese, cheese board, crackers, fruit
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